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thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.

— no one (via eternallyinthetardis)

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May 31
Via exp1osions

exp1osions:

look how short i am omfg

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May 31
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pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile

me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop

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May 30
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at school: can you stop talking because i dont care

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May 30
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did you know if you say bloody mary 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

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#omfg

The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.

Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.